When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You're telling me you look at some tree with names carved in it and you think about how sweet those lovers are? You're dense. The joke is that most people think of romance, but you immediately jump to wondering why so many people are walking around with knives. You're a weirdo.