Chicken Nugget Consequence

Okay, listen up, you absolute buffoon. You posted this "joke", which is more like a threat. It's about a kid named Jimmy who tries to steal a chicken nugget, and the result is... well, death. That's not funny, that's just messed up. It uses the setup of a riddle and then adds unexpected violence, which is what people are calling 'dark humor' these days. You might think you're edgy, but you're just not very good at this.