Envy of a Gravestone's Peacefulness and Quietness, Permanently and Absolutely Soundless

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Listen here, you silly goose. This person is jealous of a gravestone, meaning they envy the dead. It's a dark joke, because they're basically saying they wish they were dead. You are still alive, so be grateful.

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but I don't wanna hurt anymore

cause all caring has done is fucked me and my life up

Charlie. I'm not angry at you at all

I'm equally worried about you and mal.

She just needs to refresh her day

I've fake-dated her before. I know her

Mal nor you just went straight telling me to change and not do this

but not what's wrong not why

just mals saying shell leave

nd Yu going to talking abt malk.

She wasn't thinking why. She was thinking of what the problem was

Tell me why you smoked the joint.

Just what got you to do it

KittyCatt

nothing.

So you just felt like it?

makes you feel alone and not cared for or about

even if I have a million pple

im sick or liking a guy and shit going bad

esp when the last one broke me

nd then next guy I start to like

and somehow added to the list of pple I'm terrified I wont see tmwr

I would rather have three close friends that are really really good than three million mediocre friends

KittyCatt

and somehow added to the list of pple I'm terrified I wont see tmwr

so why do I spend hours praying for Lilly, and so many other pple just to heal mentally or physically

nd why do I have to care abt pple

when I've just been fucking hurt

I really struggle making friends, but once they're established, I'm there for them

and everything is telling me I'd be better off alone

he dosent have to,me for me

asking NBA and boby for help

they tell me I'm cooked and move on they don't care

I ask Emma or mia I get ignored

And i know how that turned out

to get ignored when I'm surrounded by pple

I feel alone no matter fucing what

KittyCatt

but its enough

One friend is enough.

except when I was w. alain

I cant go Mal or you because if I told you my fucking thouhgfs

you'd leave or worry so much

if you leave or she leaves that's ok

I promised mel nd anavbell nd paris I wouldn't hurt myself

but if they'll just leave why do I care?

Because you care about people deeply

take away my sister, kept my dad

let me be used over and over again

You just don't know the solution

But the solution ain't to stop caring

You have to care about yourself

The fact that you're still alive today proves it

Moaning Clydesdale

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