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Envy of a Gravestone's Peacefulness and Quietness, Permanently and Absolutely Soundless

Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you silly goose. This person is jealous of a gravestone, meaning they envy the dead. It's a dark joke, because they're basically saying they wish they were dead. You are still alive, so be grateful.

    Comments (96)

    • Charlie. I'm not angry at you at all

    I'm equally worried about you and mal.

    She just needs to refresh her day

    I've fake-dated her before. I know her

    She wasn't thinking why. She was thinking of what the problem was

    Tell me why you smoked the joint.

    Just what got you to do it

    ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮

    nothing.

    So you just felt like it?

    I would rather have three close friends that are really really good than three million mediocre friends

    ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮

    and somehow added to the list of pple I'm terrified I wont see tmwr

    so why do I spend hours praying for Lilly, and so many other pple just to heal mentally or physically

    I really struggle making friends, but once they're established, I'm there for them

    And i know how that turned out

    ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮

    but its enough

    One friend is enough.

    Because you care about people deeply

    You just don't know the solution

    But the solution ain't to stop caring

    You have to care about yourself

    The fact that you're still alive today proves it

    This bs is real, Charlie

    Dejected Ross Seal

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