Chinese girl jokes
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."