Chinese girl jokes
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."