Chinese girl jokes

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?

"Sum ting wong."

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?

"Sum Ting Wong."

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."