When jokes

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

He gets toad.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

"Nunya business!"

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.