When jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?

The 102nd.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?

"Wow, Harry!"

When is the peanut butter due to arrive?

In a Jif.

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?

“Nice spread!”

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"