When jokes
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Memes
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!