When jokes
When is a cold not a cold?
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Memes
I Was Wrong!!!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?