When jokes
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
When is a cold not a cold?
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...