When jokes
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
When is a door not a door?
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Memes
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?