When jokes
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."