When jokes

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

A: Cowacat

B: Mooore

C: Cowacatfood

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.

Onions was a good dog.

What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator!

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?

The 102nd.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

But when?