When jokes
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Nerds be like...
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?