When jokes
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"