When jokes
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!