When jokes

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

When you still there?

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

What did the horse say when his throat was sore?

I have a hoarse throat!

What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?

It tasted funny!

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.