how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
how do you fix a cracked pumpkin? with a pumpkin patch
Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
Bob the builder took one look at you and said “nah I can’t fix that”
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman ? You fix both with a coat hanger.
Throw a plate.. It’s broken right?.. Say “sorry” to it.. Did it fix back?.. No..that’s the Same thing you did to me:)
your cut so broke even bob the builder cant fix it
How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? None. Feminists can't change anything.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
How do you fix a igloo? With Iglue
How many emo’s does it take to fix a lightbulb None because they just cry in the darkness
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
A skeleton had a job interview but he looked messy
I had to fix his COLLARbone
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR
