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how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark

I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me

Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...

What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman ? You fix both with a coat hanger.

How many emo’s does it take to fix a lightbulb None because they just cry in the darkness