When jokes
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Memes
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.