When jokes
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Two men were on a hike through a forest when one of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake.
The other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened. The doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom, so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, "Have you got the cure?"
Hiker number two just said, "Nah mate, you're dead."
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"