When jokes
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)