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President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂