When jokes
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Memes
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!