When jokes
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.