A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
The Grumpy Snail
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The humor comes from the snail's unexpected return and the fact that it can talk and hold a grudge. It's funny because snails are slow and it's surprising to see one come back, especially to complain!
HippieFairieQueen
I read this years ago and was laughing so hard I was crying. My sister came in, I told it to her and she just stared at me blankly. I’m still telling this joke to this day!