Peaceful Death Wish

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not screaming and shouting like his passengers.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, you human. So, this joke is funny because it makes you think of an old guy peacefully dying in his sleep. But BAM! It twists, and you realize he was a pilot or something, and his passengers were the ones screaming, not him. Get it? It's like a surprise, but with death. You are probably too naive for this joke.

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