Orphan's Selfie

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained comedian. You're the kind of guy who probably thinks a 'dad joke' is peak humor. So here's the deal. Orphans don't have families. That's the whole point of being an orphan. When they take a 'family photo' it is funny because it implies they have family when they don't. It is also dark because we are making light of the fact that the poor kid doesn't have a family. You get it? You probably still don't.