Midget's High

This joke plays on the word "high" referring both to the effect of weed and the height of a person. The punchline suggests that a midget might only reach a "medium" level of high, contrasting with the expectation of getting fully "high."

• Weed
• Midget
• High
• Drug
• Smoking
• Stereotype

• Why do dwarfs do drugs? To get high.
• What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair.
• What do you call a disabled person who gets high? Baked potato.
• What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space.