When jokes
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."