When jokes
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
My honest reaction when my mom said no
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."