When jokes
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
me enytime i have homework
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!