Michael Jackson's Shortcut to Heaven

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  • Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"

    The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."

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  • Explanation

  • The joke plays on Michael Jackson's past controversies involving children, implying the hospital staff is using the children's ward to get to his room faster, leading him to mistake the situation for heaven. It's dark and a bit twisted.

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