When jokes
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Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
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Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"