When jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?

When it leaves you and never comes back.

Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?

Because there is a family reunion.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.