When jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Memes
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?