When jokes

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

When you get injured 😢

When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

When does an emo get jealous at a phone?

When it dies.

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!

What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!

What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

"Aaah, a ghost!"

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.