When jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Why tie when you can knot?
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.