When jokes
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Memes
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.