I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. This dude was digging in the garden to bury his wife because he was mad at her, but then he found gold. So, he had to make a choice, use the gold to get rid of the body or spend the gold.