When jokes

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.