When jokes
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Memes
My face when one of the boys gets off for his girl
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.