When jokes
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Memes
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What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.