When jokes

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.