When jokes

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.