Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, numbskull. This joke is about your mom being so ugly that when she tried to get plastic surgery to fix her face, the doctors messed up so bad they gave her a Brazilian Butt Lift on her face instead. A Brazilian Butt Lift is a procedure where they put fat in your butt to make it bigger, which is the opposite of what you want on your face unless you are a silly goose.
Anonymous
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Arik
Hi mate👍
Anonymous
long time no see!
Anonymous
hows it going in the uk?
Arik
Splendid, mate, where are you from btw?
Anonymous
im from the good ol' US.
Arik
It's not very popular to say that these days but I'm a big fan of the US-Americans... not all of them of course but I generally like your country 👍
Anonymous
oof. the US can be pretty cool, but its overrun by politics. the ads during election season are so annoying