When jokes
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩