When jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?

Panera said.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

The dear God created the man.

Then he created woman.

When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?

"Wanna hang?"

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"