When jokes
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Double it and give it to the next person
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.