When jokes
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Memes
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.