When jokes

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?

Panera said.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?

It left him hanging.

When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.

What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?

A gas grenade.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.