When jokes
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪