When jokes
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
When I walk to school, I fart.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Memes
me every day
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!