When jokes
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.
The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.