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Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.