When jokes

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?

I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”

That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.

Shame on you Penaldo!

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.

I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."

People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.

What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.

So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'