When jokes
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.