When jokes
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.