When jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What time is it when you get home?
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.