When jokes
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Always!
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
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One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.