When jokes
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"