Whats jokes
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is depressed and gay? Me.