What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Whats Jokes
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What is another name š¤ for Holy water š§š§š§š§š§š§š§š§š§ š§š§š§š§š§š§š§š§ š½ toilet water.
What did Shrek say to the princess? āI love walls!ā
