Whats jokes
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.