Whats jokes
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
Memes
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG