Whats jokes
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Memes
im picking meowscrada what about the rest of you
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.