Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Whats Jokes
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What does this mean? šš„©
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
