Whats jokes
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"