Whats jokes

What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?

Cold as hell.

What is Sophia’s favourite song?

"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.

What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Those two jokes are not funny at all!

What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?

Stephen Hawking.

What is a show for kids?

Barney.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?

An eagle-lastic band!

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.

What time is it when you can drive home from phone?

What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?

What do you call an ugly, grey thing?

Cinderelephant!

Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?

A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.

Q: What do you call an angry monkey?

A: Furious George!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What is brown and extremely sticky?

A stick.

What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?

A Mac Daddy Pro.

What's worse than funny condom fails?

Jake Paul.

What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?

A one giant.