Whats jokes
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.