Whats jokes
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?