Whats jokes
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
BFB
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!