Whats jokes
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
Look what my sister did to me
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.