What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
Whats Jokes
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
