Whats jokes
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."