Whats jokes
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
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I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.
The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"
He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.
Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.