Whats jokes
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Memes
hell be like
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.