Whats jokes
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Memes
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.