
Whats jokes
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What is depressed and gay? Me.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
