Red and White Blender Resident

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What's red and white and lives in a blender?

A baby.

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    Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, chucklehead. The joke asks what's red and white and in a blender. The answer is "a baby", because blenders turn things into mush. It's a play on words and a dark twist because, well, babies shouldn't be in blenders. It is pretty stupid, ngl.

    Comments (4)

    I thought this was about to be about a tampon or pad at first but technically the baby is dead so it doesn't "live" in the blender

    Ahhh, the baby both lived and died in a blender, how precocious...

    Why can't the baby be black?

    U got a point there