Whats jokes
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What time eeeeeee?
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
Yk what the worst type of breakup is
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.