Whats

Whats jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Cancer

What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?

Her dad didn't beat cancer.

Woman

What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.

Memes

Woman

What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.

Head

What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?

A bullet.

Son

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

Christian nationalist

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

Difference

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Shooter

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

Abortion

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.