What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Whats Jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
