Whats jokes

What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?

The Jew World Order.

What do you call a gay French man?

A faguette!

What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?

They ketchup.

What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

I know how to use an exercise band.

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

What do you call a rude cow?

Beef jerky.

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?

"I'm wiped!"

What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error.

What do you call a blonde?

A piss-head.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?

The book has papers.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's Adam's biggest fear?

Andy with a belt.

What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?

It was scrambled.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A Mars bar!