Whats jokes
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
I don’t know what to call this chat.
What is depressed and gay? Me.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"