Whats jokes
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Memes
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.