Whats jokes
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
Memes
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What's 2+2?
4.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣