Whats jokes
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!