Whats jokes
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon? A: A Luna-Tic!
Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.