Whats jokes
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!