Whats jokes
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"