Whats jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
One day there was a boy who needed the toilet, so he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes, but before you go, what are the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies, "I don't know, miss..." The teacher says that he will have to wait.
Later, the boy goes home to his mom who is on the phone. He asks, "What is the first letter in the alphabet?" His mom says, "Oh, shut up!" So the boy goes to his dad who is playing darts and says, "What is the second letter in the alphabet?" His dad says "180!" So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks, "What is the 3rd letter in the alphabet?" The sister says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"
The next day, the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again, so he goes to ask if he can go, and the teacher says, "Yes, but before you go, what are the 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy says, "Oh, shut up!" The teacher is angry about that, so she says, "What is the second one?" "180!" says the boy, and the teacher asks him where he is from, and the boy says, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!"
The end.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
What is Hitler's least favorite month? Jewly.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.