Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Whats Jokes
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
I don’t know what to call this chat.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
