Whats jokes
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.