Whats jokes
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
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