Whats jokes
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.