Whats jokes

Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.

Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.

And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.

A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."

(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)

What's an edible part of a wheelchair?

A vegetable!

What is always moving but we never see it walk?

Time! Hahahaha!

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.

What has a head and tail but no legs?

A penny.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shelfies.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

[Link to YouTube video]

What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?

She was date raped.

What should we want?

Racecars.

When should we want them?

NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!

What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.

What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?

A sexy female.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?

A spicket fence!

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

One has a home.

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.