Whats jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What's 2+2?
4.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
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Yk what the worst type of breakup is
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"