Whats jokes
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's big and black?
My balls.
hell be like
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.