Whats jokes
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Memes
So true
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.