Whats jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.