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What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What's 2+2?
4.