Whats jokes

What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

You: What you doing?

I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

What problems might a blind child run into?

A wall.

What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?

Time to beet your maker.

What is blue and wiggling on my floor?

A baby in a bag.

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

What did a man say to his boy?

You are my son.

What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Som Ting Wong.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.