Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
Memes
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"