Whats jokes
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.