Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Alright, listen up, numbskull. You see, Luigi is a character from the famous Mario video game. The joke is that the CEO was shot by someone pretending to be Luigi. And you, my friend, probably thought Luigi was just a guy who fixes pipes, didn't you? Classic you.