Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?