Whats jokes
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you have your head up your a-
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco