Whats jokes
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.