Whats jokes
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.