Whats jokes
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Memes
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.