Whats jokes
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.