What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Whats Jokes
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Relatable
What is baseball?
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
