Whats jokes

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

What do cake and baseball have in common?

Both need batters.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!

What is a monster's favorite place to swim?

Lake Erie!

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

B: I don't know.

A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

B: ...

What's the same about boxes and children?

They're both found in basements.

What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?

You cook spaghetti with his blood!

What's a bison's favorite gun?

A PP Bizon.

What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?

"Freak out!"

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?

The fish can't go fast.

What happens when animals do a squat?

It doesn't become pretty...

What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!

What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?

Pony-tails.