Whats jokes
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?