Whats jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!