Whats jokes
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Memes
Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
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What's the joke?
I said it already!
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!