Whats jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Memes
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?