Whats jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
THE HOOD
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?