Whats jokes
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"