Whats jokes
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's bright red and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!