If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Whats Jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
CAKED ASS
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
