Whats jokes
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".