Whats jokes

What famous book writer for kids loved insects?

Beatrix Potter.

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?

Father's Day.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

What did the pig say when he was in the sun?

I'm bacon.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

Moo you fine.

What is fun? Everyone.

What is baseball?

What is a good night for you?

What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

What goes up and down and does not move?

Stairs.

What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?

Knock knock ones.

Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?

A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.

What is the biggest candy in the world?

Candy Borobudur.