Whats jokes
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".