Whats jokes
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Memes
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.