If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphan's Dilemma
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. This joke is funny 'cause orphans don't have parents, ya dig? So, if you hit 'em, they can't rat you out to their folks. It's funny 'cause it's messed up, and you probably think this is real advice which is typical for someone who can't figure out a simple joke.