Whats jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
Memes
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”