Whats jokes
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...