Whats jokes
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!