Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
Memes
What happen to shrek
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."