Whats jokes
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.