Whats jokes
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)