If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy. The joke is a play on words. If you're "American" when you go "in" and when you come "out", then you're "European" when you're "in" the bathroom. Get it? It's so simple even a bear like me can understand it, and I usually just eat berries and sleep all day.