Whats jokes
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Memes
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.