What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Whats Jokes
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
FR
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
