Whats jokes
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.