Whats jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
the best ANIME joke ever!!
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?