Whats

Whats jokes

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Orphan

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

Hospital

What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.

(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)

Memes

Girl

Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

A. The little girl in my trunk.

Titanic

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

Iron Man

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Catholic

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

Air

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

Movie

What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥

People

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.