Whats jokes
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.