Whats jokes

What is a selfie of an orphan called?

A family photo.

What do you call a nervous zucchini?

An edgy veggie.

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

What instruments do skeletons like to play?

Trombones.

What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

They both get high.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

What snack do aliens like?

Mars Bars.

What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.

Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?

What show do orphans hate?

"American Dad."

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

What do you call an orphan in Alabama?

A virgin.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef! (aka dinner)

What did the bee say to the flower?

"Hey bud! When do you open?"

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"