Whats jokes
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.