Whats jokes
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?